Stay informed whenever a school district has the audacity to ask for funding. We'll send you pre-packaged outrage complete with TAX TSUNAMI warnings, alarming numbers presented without context, and soon, zombie-themed alerts.
What You'll Receive
Fear-Based Tax Alerts: Urgent emails using our proven right-wing fear tactics playbook, including bold red text and exclamation points.
Action Alerts: Sample ballot arguments, dinner party talking points, and links to our campaign websites.
Victory Announcements: Celebratory emails when school taxes are defeated by our exclusively white, wealthy, Republican coalition.
This is a parody. No data is collected. Consider attending your local school board meeting instead.