Use this calculator to determine exactly how outraged you should be about your school taxes. Simply adjust the sliders below and watch as our proprietary Retiree Outrage Engine™ converts your tax burden into the metric that matters most: rounds of golf you're being denied.
Your Tax Profile
Home ValueThe castle you're defending from children
$2,000,000
Annual School TaxThe amount ruining your life
$1,664
Children in Public SchoolYour personal stake in education
0
Preferred Golf CourseWhere you'd rather spend your money
$500/round
Recent Kitchen Renovation CostFor perspective (optional)
$180,000
🔥 Current Outrage Level 🔥
VOLCANIC
⛳ Rounds of Golf Being Stolen From You ⛳
3.3rounds per year
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Outrage Comparison Table
| Expense | Annual Cost | Rounds of Golf | Outrage Level |
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This is a parody calculator. The outrage is fictional. The rounds of golf are real math. The irony is intentional.